OK! I guess it would be making this then (It's kinda bad but it was my first project):
My Life Sucks- The kids I babysit have drooled, ripped or drawn on all of the cards and put the cars with the little people in the microwave!
I have no Friends- The cats have scratched and destroyed all of the DVDs!
I always owe someone- In fact I put two os in it!
I always ruin my clothes with Bleach!- The show is so dom suspensful I spill my grape soda on them!
But . . .I'll live.
