お邪魔しますか I lol'ed at this.
何か変わった事はないです。If I'm not wrong, normally it should be ですか, correct? I think he did that on purpose to make it sound funny.
私、パトロール中なんですか. Is it a pun on ですが?
Well, that's all I can hear for now. Maybe I'll try again later with my headphone. My crappy pc speaker sucks, so I can't hear it well. Thanks for sharing by the way, SMさん