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09-07-2010, 03:23 PM
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you voldka, find a guy who life gave him lemons and have a party." -Ron White-
"With technology today, we can fix almost anything. If your belly starts getting big, you can get a tummy tuck and have the belly of cheerleader. If your blind as a bat, they can give you laser eye surgery and you'll have 20/20 vision. If your deaf, they have a little device that will let you hear as well as the day you was born, but let me tell you something. You can't fix stupid."
-Ron White-
"For what is a man, what has he got. If not himself, then he has not. To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels. The records shows, I took the blows and did it my way." -Frank Sinatra-
"If at first you don't succeed, find another sewer." -The thief and the cobbler-
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