[princessmarisa]

It may be terrible advise and if so flame away, but have you tried just putting it in Google translate, and the bits that don't make sense looking up the kanji/vocab you are stuck at on a dictionary such as jisho.org, looking at example sentences with those words in to get the grammatical idea and posting back just individual phrases that confuse you instead of walls of text?

I don't do this for every bit of Japanese I don't understand, it would take forever, but if I wanted to know it bad enough to post it on a forum I would try the above first..