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01-21-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sitron View Post
I'm 24 years old and still an unkissed virgin. Besides this being a humiliating fact for me, I really want to have sex, and besides paying a prostitute which would cost a lot in the long run, the best option is getting a girlfriend and doing it for free.

My only problem is that I'm not attractive, and I have a bloated belly like the poor malnutritioned kids in Africa (I'm not fat, it's because I have an irritable bowel). How can an unattractive guy like me with mediocre social skills get a girl that's at least a 7 (from 1 to 10)?

I can get ugly girls and fat pigs easily, but I want to share my intimate moments with someone I enjoy looking at. And I don't want to be ashamed of being seen with a hideous slob of a girl.
This may come off a bit rude, but if you want to share YOUR intimate moment with a girl that's at least 7 on a scale in looks - why would a girl at 7 want to share HER intimate moment with you?

Getting a girlfriend for the sex is absolutely ridiculous - and the fact that you only want that, so that you can have sex for free makes me wanna slap you.

How to get a girl? Be a nice guy. I highly doubt that it'd come easy for you with the facts you presented... Apparently you're not just ''unattractive'' - you're also rather shallow, immature and selfish Good luck


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