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Originally Posted by Sitron
I'm 24 years old and still an unkissed virgin. Besides this being a humiliating fact for me, I really want to have sex, and besides paying a prostitute which would cost a lot in the long run, the best option is getting a girlfriend and doing it for free.
My only problem is that I'm not attractive, and I have a bloated belly like the poor malnutritioned kids in Africa (I'm not fat, it's because I have an irritable bowel). How can an unattractive guy like me with mediocre social skills get a girl that's at least a 7 (from 1 to 10)?
I can get ugly girls and fat pigs easily, but I want to share my intimate moments with someone I enjoy looking at. And I don't want to be ashamed of being seen with a hideous slob of a girl.
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LOL its funny that you have calculated the long term costs of banging a prostitute lmao - did you include facts like inflation and recession and interest changes ? and also you should consider what if the prostitute is higher than a 7/10 - then you can bet she will charge you more ?
you really only have one solution ! - become a PIMP !
