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spicytuna (Offline)
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01-22-2011, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sitron View Post
I'm 24 years old and still an unkissed virgin. Besides this being a humiliating fact for me, I really want to have sex, and besides paying a prostitute which would cost a lot in the long run, the best option is getting a girlfriend and doing it for free.

My only problem is that I'm not attractive, and I have a bloated belly like the poor malnutritioned kids in Africa (I'm not fat, it's because I have an irritable bowel). How can an unattractive guy like me with mediocre social skills get a girl that's at least a 7 (from 1 to 10)?
Before you go any further, why don't you tell us what you'd rate yourself?

And it better not be a 7 or lower or I'll fly over to Norway to bitchslap you this weekend!