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Originally Posted by Atomicfoxx
Hi guys, I am hoping you can help me out! I have some work that is due today, and my tutor is sick and unable to correct it! I am hoping someone can help me? I would love you forever! It is a conversation between a dog and a cat 
私たちの人もとのようにはいません。どうしたらいいで すか
Dog: Our Humans are gone again… What should we do?
わかりません。
Cat: I don’t know.
一人でとてくれます。
Dog: I can play fetch with myself!
すばらしいですね。何かいたらどうですか。
Cat: Wonderful. (sarcasm) Why don’t you go somewhere?
どこですか。
Dog: Where?
どこでもいいですよ。うるさすぎます。
Cat: Anywhere is good. You’re too loud.
官公吏洋子にしたらどうでしょうか。
Dog: Why don’t we go on a sightseeing trip?
カットーニップがあるとかんがえておきましょう。
Cat: If you have catnip, I’ll think about it…
日本に行きませんか。新幹線で乗りたいですよ。
Dog: Can we go to Japan? I want to ride the bullet train!
度して。あたまはうきでるな。
Cat: Why? You can’t stick your head out (the window).
そうですか。ざねんですね。とりあいず、きぷがありま せなてります。
Dog: Is that so? That’s too bad. I guess we don’t have tickets anyway.
何かに行くと、肉やまたは魚屋に行きましょうか。
Cat: If we go anywhere, we should go to the butcher shop or the fish market.
人は野党が閉めますか。竹の運転します。
Dog: Can we hire a human to drive us?
葉かなことを言うな。失し図化に。私たちの人はかえま す。ふっちのふるまりなさい。
Cat: That is a silly question… HUSH! Our humans have returned. Act natural. |
What exactly are we supposed to be looking at? It looks to me like you just hit spacebar and picked the first kanji that came up. You have stuff in there about "opposition political party" and stuff like that. Did you translate from Japanese to English or what? You didn't even tell us what you're trying to do.