[KyleGoetz]

referring to honyaku-archive.org would probably be your best bet when asking this type of question: it's a mailing list for professional translators, and it has a full-text search of the archives

Someone is bound to have translated this phrase at one point (but it's not going to be the same).

And because I'm nice, I searched for you and found this:
こんな仕事、くそくらえってんだぁ！
Literally, "This job, eat shit!"