ok here are some questions i have for a female..
Why do you moan so much?
Why do you hate my playstation?
Why do we need to hold hands?
Why cant you cook like my mother?
Why do you think porn is disgusting?
Why do my mates offend you?
Why cant i chat to other women?
Why is marriage so important to you?
Why dont you put the toilet seat up after you have had a shit?
Why does it take you F@@@@@ 3 hours to get ready?
Why do you cry so much over nothing
Why do you flap your hands at your eyes when youre about to cry?
Why dont you just accept that your ass is fat? (which is good)
Why is there always someone at your work who we need to talk about?
Why have we always got to spend an hour finding an "easy" parking space?
Why can we not watch a single movie without endless questions? Unless its a romantic drama of course.
