Why do you hate my PlayStation?
Bitch please. PlayStation has always been my favorite system. Ever since I was a little girl
Why do you cry so much over nothing?
I don't cry over nothing. Last time I cried was like 3 years ago when the track adjuster on my dad's Caterpillar D7 bulldozer failed and crushed my index finger. I had to drill a hole into my fingernail to release the blood building up pressure behind it which was ripping it off.
Though to be fair, I do know girls who cry over nothing. I remember one of my friends crying and my brother was like "Man, you cry a lot." to which she replied "It's because I'm a girl. Girls get like this. Tell him [Stoner]." And I was like "Dude, I don't know what you're talking about." Me and my two other sisters just aren't like that. So I don't know man. Bitches be crazy.
Why don't you put the toilet seat up after you have had a shit?
So shit doesn't fall into the toilet, duh. Wouldn't you rather your toothbrush hit the toilet seat then the floor than fall into the toilet?