I still don't get it.
Why does the author say that if you've had sex with an underaged girl you're a rape-supporter? That isn't true. Having sex with a girl who's drunk or high doesn't make you a rape-supporter either. And in which way does being anti-abortion make you a rape-supporter...?
I'm totally not getting the point. I know it's meant to be funny and sarcastic and shit but I'm just not feeling the irony.