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Originally Posted by spicytuna
Ok, so basically :
- You hate the USA
- You love Japan
- You have limited financial reserves
- You lack the motivation to study and graduate from college
Well, luckily for you, I can offer you two ways you can become a resident.
The first way is through marriage by obtaining a spousal visa. Unfortunately, you can't just marry any girl off of the street and expect to obtain this visa. You'll need someone who is financially sound and one who can vouch for you by becoming a guarantor.
Unfortunately, women who are financially sound tend to look for someone of their same status. After all, this is Japan where it's vital to keep up with the Jones. Therefore, I'd recommend that you look for a niche. For example, finding a financially successful woman with a facial disfigurement or one who is blind. Or, better yet, one with both of those issues. I'm sure they'd be more willing to lower their guard and accept a foreign companion.
Of course this will require some dedication and perseverance on your part to study the Japanese language. This may be something which you aren't willing to partake in but luckily for you, the second method will not require this.
The second method is to commit a crime in Japan. Due to the possibility of a death sentence, I'd stay away from capital offenses and stick to something like robbing the local convenience store or a manga kissa.
This would allow you become a resident of Japan. You wouldn't have to worry about finding a job, a place to stay and you'd be given 3 meals a day. All without without the hassles of obtaining a visa!
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But of course, it is us who has it wrong. We just dont understand the poor uneducated lazy ones...
