できたああああ
Danke, masaegu-san!!
こんにちは、Hello everyone, I'm Sumippi.
This is my favourite comic skit video by Unjash（アンジャッシュ）.
I tried explaining the situation and some key-words↓. I hope this'll be of any help.
Hope you'll like it, and please leave messages if you don't mind.
TIA <m(__)m>
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At first these two guys are talking about the guy in the left's 'new girlfriend,' but while he is dozing off, the guy in the right (=his boss) changes the topic and starts to talk about the 'new car' that the guy in the left has just bought.
彼女(kanojo)=girlfriend
車(kuruma)=car
Then they just go on talking about two different things all throught the video believing they're talking about the same thing.
They’re skillfully using the ambiguities of words/expressions like;
1)傷つけたりするな(kizu-tsuketari-suruna)=Don't hurt (her/it). Don't damage.
2)で、どう？乗り心地は？(de, dou? nori-gokochi wa?)=And, how do you like riding? (乗る/noru=to ride)
3)今度さ、俺にも乗らしてくれよ(kondo sa, ore nimo, norashite-kure yo)=Sometime will you take me for a ride.
4)お前、めちゃめちゃバックへたくそだな(omae, mechamecha back hetakuso dana)=You're so bad at driving backward.
5)今度さ、俺のすげえうまいバック見て、勉強しろ(kondo-sa, ore-no sugee umai back mite, benkyou-shiro)=You should see me driving backward and learn.
6)選んだ理由は何だったんだよ？(eranda riyuu wa, nan dattan dayo?)=Why did you choose (her/it)?/What was the reason you chose (her/it)?
7)走る姿に一目ぼれしちゃったんだよな(hashiru sugata ni, hitomebore shichattan dayo-na)=I fell in love with (her/it) when I saw (her/it) runnning.
8)かっこよかったんだよな～、真夜中の首都高走る姿が� ��。(kakko yokattan dayo-na, mayonaka no shutokou hashiru sugata ga-sa.)=She/It was so cool running on the speedway at midnight. (kousoku=speedway)
9)学生の頃さ、黙って親父の、借りたりしたよ(gakusei-no koro-sa, damatte oyaji-no, karitari shita-yo)=As a student, I often borrowed my daddy's (girlfriend/car) without permission.
10)「まゆみ」って、言うんですよ。ーーえ？名前あんの ？(Mayumi tte, iundesu-yo.--E? namae anno?)=Her name is Mayumi. --Does it have a name?
11)色が白いとことか、イイですよね。－－黒いだろ！(ir o-ga shiroi toko toka, iidesu yo-ne.--Kuroi daro!)=I like her because she has a fair complexion.--Isn't it dark? (Kuroi=dark/black, Shiroi=light/white)
I'll leave this half-finished today because I'm still not sure if you'll like this vid after all....
If anybody has any questions please feel free to let me know. (I may have to censor some words/letters though.)
BTW Masaegu-san's comment 「実技は苦手ですが・・・」 was the most erotic joke here! えっち！！
コメお願いします～<m(__)m>