OK I'll start since no one else seems to be getting anything going.

I'm Ataru from Urusei Yatsura, and everyone is currently on a beach.

Ataru: I wonder if there are any girls around! I better go check *looks around* hmmm...lets see...Oh there's Sukura over there! *makes way over to the other end of the beach*

Laying on her towel on the beach Sakura feels a shadow above her.

Ataru: *thinks what should I say? Then decides to pull a Miroku* Will you bare my children?

Sakura : What?!! *smacks him, grabs her towel and strides away*

Ataru: *is dazed and confused* Wait! Come back! I was just kidding! I have an importent top secret mission for you! Will you except?

Sakura : *squints at him* mission? Where to?

((Im gonna go ahead and jump in as Sven Vollfied from Black Cat.))

*He kicks the vending machine which seems to have eaten his money.* "Damn piece of crap!" *He mutters under his breath while lighting up a cigarette.*

((Im guessing this died?))

(sorry I'm not always online so there may be some time between posts inwhich I'm not on)

Ataru: Hey you, over there! The one kicking the vending machine! *pause* Yea you! You look like you could be helpfull in my mission. If you get over here with me and Sakura I'll explain it to both of you. Do you both except?

*Looks over at the screaming guy.* "Huh? Mission?" *Walks over.* "So whats this mission of your and how much does it pay?"