Evacuate Japan
 

Evacuate Japan.

If any Japanese people or their friends are reading this I ask you to please consider Evacuating to Ireland. Japanese people are so nice, mild mannered with a strong work ethic while being furious warriors. We have thousands of empty propertys and ghost estates lying idle here that can accomodate you. Today our family are preparing food parcels to send to our friends in Tokyo. It is the duty of the International Community to assist in this time of Crisis. And I'm not talking about useless government actions, I'm talking about ordinary people coming together to help. And as far as I know refugee status does not require you to have a Visa.

This video is by nuggetsoftruth and is an accurate representation of Ireland at present. If we can get a strong Japanese influence into our Beautiful Country we can work together to build a new Republic.

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Awesome! I'll show this to my friends in India and Eastern Europe! They'll be right over!

STOP BUYING INTO THE BS!!!!! The media needs to go F itself with a sandpaperie broomstick.

Japan does not need to be evacuated, and even if it did, how in the hell do you suppose 126 million people leave here??? And honestly where would they go? Its a kind gesture but completely ridiculous and naive. Even if it was feasible for everyone to leave, Japanese people would rather die than just all up and abandon their home.

What the hell!?!?!? HAHAHAHA

but seriously.... you're dumber than piece of shit

haha, i missed that part. Know what is the scariest thing about all this.. the amount of dip shit wackos that have made themselves known... i had no idea there were so many, if anything is going to doom mankind it is these people.

Ireland of course!!!!! Being the furious warriors they are, they can just swim over. The leprechauns can just move to the shire and live with the hobbits.

NOOOO! don't go there japanese! you'll mess up my country's secret plan to overrun Ireland with cheap, mostly illegal work force.

Well at least maybe they'd stop using the Euro.

Euren?? Yenro???

"Furious warriors"...jesus wept! :rolleyes:

I'll just come out and say what many of us are thinking:

Any hot Japanese chicks that want to evacuate to my place in sunny Singapore for 1-2 nights, possibly extending for up to 3 nights total, are welcome. Be sure to bring your school uniform, it's an important part of your life and we wouldn't want it to get irradiated, would we?

There, glad that's out there now. :)

this is a funny thread! :D but maybe the OP was just trying to invite japanese people to ireland.


That leprechaun comment had me rolling on the couch like a loon. hahahaha

With 130 million "Furious Warriors", you won't be able to distinguish who is the Samurai and who is the Ninja, so the only safe place for the leprechaun would be the shire, assuming Frodo still has the one ring that rules them all....

:D Nice! Although personally I think a nurse uniform would be much more essential.

I think we'd better stop the leprechaun comments.

I am more into the Final Fantasy character outfit... Everyone wants a Yuna, Riku and Lulu at home.....

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One of each? That I agree.

Or 2.. the more the merrier.... but all have to meet one criteria - Sexy Hot..

since being in Japan I've seen variations on the school girl uniform that make me stop in my tracks and lean forward

Yep sometimes wish I was over 20 years younger! ;)

I know the feeling. I was on the Yamanote line with my friend and he turned to me and said
"Dude, how old do you think that girl is over there?"
"I dunno man.. about 13.. 14?" and he hung his head in shame and said
"Oh crap.. I'm so going to hell for the thoughts that just ran through my mind!"

Good times.

LOL!
I think I've been lucky enough to only keep looking at the late high school age range ><
What really makes my day is when the chick looks back all interested cuz I'm a westerner, what happens after that is magical :D

I just keep praying that they are delinquents who is repeating the 10th grade for the 5th times...

I'm not into school girl outfits because it has unfortunate implications even if you know the model is well past 18 and this is also a problem we have in this country to a lesser extent. Easy access I know,I think I can see why people like it now but that's never put to storytelling use anyway.

I do wonder if the people who post these 'evacuate Japan' threads are remotely serious . . . it's such a naive and childlike mentality that it scares me that any adult would seriously suggest evacuating an entire country. It also strikes me as rather trollish in this case, especially as the OP hasn't posted much of anything else, and - of all places! - to suggest Ireland seems so random that it just has to be a joke. I sometimes wonder why these threads are even allowed to stay open, especially when they descend into debates about school uniforms . . . :P

I know,this discussion is much more interesting ;)

The British media is all about fearmongering. Who knows?

I am pretty sure we are all just joking around.....

Take it to the chat thread...