PLZ Help me & Translate this Image
 

By "this image", are you referring to the Japanese writing at the bottom?

Obviously.....

Why don't you do it, then? You've been bragging about how great your Japanese is since you joined JF.

Roughly translates to:

"Even though I can't read or write Japanese, things that are written in Japanese are cooler, so my younger brother translated [this] for me."

Just as a side note, I believe 通訳(tsuuyaku) refers to oral interpretation only, and not written translations, so that choice of word might have been a mistake for whoever made this image. Maybe a native speaker can clarify whether I'm correct on that...

That translation is perfect.

You're right about the word choice of 通訳 as well. They should have used 翻訳 instead.

I can only only read about 700 kanji. Can you please show me where I was bragging? Thanks in advance.

I don't mean to jump into what will inevitably become some sort of argument, but all the kanji in that sentence are some of the lowest level jōyō kanji. As in like 1st and 2nd grade. If you know 700 kanji, you should more than certainly be able to read that sentence.

Well obviously I know "語” and "学"
But lots of the other ones, especially in the second half of the sentence, I have never seen before. Don't know why. Haven't been studying Kanji lately.

学 is not in that sentence. If a person knows 700 kanji, 通訳　is the only word that I could possibly foresee them not knowing out of that sentence, and even that's a bit of a stretch.

Have you taken the JLPT by any chance? You'll be approaching the halfway mark in jōyō after a couple hundred more...

See! I told you I suck at Kanji. You know what I mean. lol.

Very well said.

I'm very thankful

It's my response:

"Even though I can't read or write Japanese, things that are written in Japanese are cooler, so my younger brother translated [this] for me."

I can't understand why he write that under his site's logo

but in anyway
thanks to all of you :ywave:
You are very active

which book are you using Alanx?

mine already handled most off those in that sentence...

i just know around 200-250 kanjis thou kinda made me curious ;p

i'm about to start my kanji review for the day....

i have 63 to review and 25 i added last night to see if i can retain.

i'm using heisigs "remembering the kanji"

deffinately worth the money you'll buy it for.

it gets hard at times but be persistant and never give in!

i learn about 15 - 20 kanji a day. and on weekends 25 - 30 if i have more time to devote to it!

i only do kanji about an hour to 2 hours a day! =)

but it doesn't teach you onyomi or kuyomi. but you will be able to recall all kanji from memory in your mother tongue.

i know.. about 676 kanji as of right now. has taken me about 2 months (and that is really slow for heisgs method by the way)

|L.p.

ah i got that too both the blue and red edition, red has readings in it. I also have basic kanji book with 500 kanjis and genki 1, 2 with 300ish. they complement eachother pretty well but i find genki 1 and 2 pretty annoyinh when it comes to grammar...

I've heard heisig's method is extremely controversial. 670 in 2 months, that is extremely fast. I'm interested to find out how did you find the process.

you will recognize allot but wont be able to write it, so you will be able to grasp context, the books have to be combined >.<

What do you mean by recognize. As in you know the character and rough meaning but doesn't know the reading or what it means under context?

exactly, thats what you need the red book for