Man, it's so bad that "weru" tripped me up. I completely failed to read it aloud my first time through without screwing up around the "weru" with something that felt like a hiccup. :P

Yea I was just being little sarcastic about it. If it wasn't for that weird word "weru" it would have been possible that he was just playing with translator tools since they usually comes out in weird order sometimes.

Anyway OP should just have just ignored that instead of picking it apart on what his friend is trying to say when he could have just asked him directly.

Yes, I second this. I want to know what his friend was trying to say.