What does this mean ? Help!
 

I've studied japaneese since I learned to read, but a friend of mine sended this to me. I don't understand :
to ama desu kan weru totoko

what does it mean?
Help!

Honestly, it looks like gibberish, but I could be wrong.

do u mean that it's not real japaneese ?

It means: "You are going to die in 20 seconds":eek:

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. At first glance it looks like it could be something written in Romaji, but trying to make any sense of it seems impossible. I would say it is gibberish.

Its gibberish.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I really do mean that:p),
but doesn't the sound 'we' in Japanese not exist?
Or is that only in kana?

Your friend does not know any Japanese, and he's trying to look cool.

Next time you see him, laugh in his face and tell him he's far from it.

It is gibberish. The sound "we" has not existed in Japanese for a long time. Also, "desu" would not appear in the middle of a sentence. Also, your friend should not use "desu" with you anyway.

And how old are you that you've been studying Japanese since you were four or five years old but cannot realize that?

Its possible that he used online translator to show hes capable of speaking in japanese lol

If you are using an online translator then you are not capable of speaking Japanese.

And I don't know of any online translators that spit it out in romaji and use things like "weru".

Man, it's so bad that "weru" tripped me up. I completely failed to read it aloud my first time through without screwing up around the "weru" with something that felt like a hiccup. :P

Yea I was just being little sarcastic about it. If it wasn't for that weird word "weru" it would have been possible that he was just playing with translator tools since they usually comes out in weird order sometimes.

Anyway OP should just have just ignored that instead of picking it apart on what his friend is trying to say when he could have just asked him directly.

Yes, I second this. I want to know what his friend was trying to say.