Yu have to chant a lot and jump about and make signs in the air too. Plus, the Jam has to be raspberry flavour for the best affect. And I'm not teaching yu the chant :P

Never bring a girl home who was raised and enslaved by man-eating lurkers of the dark.

^ Definitely a bad idea in the grand scheme of things.

*makes signs in the air* :C
Arrgh you're just saying that because your shampoo is raspberry flavored!
*looks up chant on google*

I'm saying it because it's true, and because my favourite fruit is raspberry. Strawberry and Blackberry are almost as powerful though. And yu won't find it on goodle >:D I voodoo-ed it off of google.

And Cyasarin, we aren't voodooing you, we are voodooing each other. Kay? :D

You can't do that my computer has anti-voodoo software!! >:c
Hrrm I kinda like apples the best, though, because raspberries are expensive >.>

Aw crapples we're off topic >.>

Voodoo is on-topic. Voodoo = occult

And I'm not voodoo-ing yur computer, I'm voodooing google. No-one can stop me from doing that >:D