How To Survive A Japanese Horror Movie ^w^
 

Well I know probablly none of us will ever be unfortunate enough to be caught in a J-Horror senario (probablly ;D), but I decided to do this for fun (hopefully no one else has started a thread like this ^^;;;;)
Anyway post your tips for surviving a Japanese Horror movie if you want (or just lurk -_-). Umm I guess I'll start...

If a house is said to be haunted by a relentless ghost, don't go in it even if it will get you in with the 'cool kids' -_- Remember popularity doesn't matter if you're dead!

xD

most important rule to remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........don't eat the Jam on the table.......EVEN IF IT IS STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* Looks like it's peanutbutter sandwiches from now on.... ;_;

ive never heard of how bad japanese horror movies are o.o
someone explain whats wrong with them?

lawl Nothing, really. I personally find them more frightening than American horror movies. All the ones I've seen don't really have a lot of gore and focus on building up massive amounts of suspense ^^

avoid bathrooms...

No matter what you forgot, don't go back to school at night.

but if you do dont turn on the taps!!

What's wrong with peanut butter? I'm addicted to peanut butter! Today I had peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast and dinner, and nothing else between! >: D

Also, to make this on topic (even though this is a Korean horror movie) BE NICE TO THE DISABLED PEOPLE, AND DON'T FORCE THEM TO DO THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO DO SO THEY COMMIT SUICIDE AND COME BACK AS VENGEFUL SPIRITS! :eek:

I'm stalking again >: D

Arrgh if you ever stalk me to death I might have to come back and haunt you D:<

Oh yeah here's my tip:
Don't investigate stange noises. What's making them probablly isn't you're friend trying to scare you. -_-

xDD I agree with you on that haunted house thing. If you knock on a door and it opens by itself, DON'T GO IN!!! Why do girls always do that? >.>
And if you think something/some one's behind you, there probablly is, sorry D:

Sorry about your cold! Get better soon. ^^

Shutter? Good movie. :vsign:

My main one is if you hear a noise and you know there's no one there with you to make it, don't call whatever person's name. It's not them. It's someone out to kill you.

DON'T go investigating anything. Read about it on the news.

Stay away from all reflective surfaces unless you want to die of a heart attack.

When your friends say 'It's not really haunted, it's just a stupid made up rumour', run like hell.

:O I hope yu feel better too! Ima gd person too, see?

Plus, I agree with all those points. Except, I always go investigate if there's a noise in the night, so I'm screwed :O

Peanut Butter :rheart:

>:c Copier.
And that noise is the ghost vole lawlz ^^
Jelly:rheart: D<

Im not a copier D:< I'll change it then.

I hope yur cold goes away for good! Ima BETTER person.

Jam >:P And JAM is good too, but I like Peanut Butter today.

...Ima English, can ya tell? >:D

And yush! Yur welcome, Cyasarin! And we shall survive together, when everyone else DIES because they prefer Jam. Jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam. And scones and tea XDDD

*sends flowers* Hah! Who's the better person now? D<
And JAM comes in different flavors unlike peanutbutter >:C
Jam > Peanutbutter
:rheart:

Not you too! :c
But if I had to choose a dreaded peanutbutter type, I'd say creamy is better ^^

Peanut butter does so have different flavours! it has crunchy salted, crunchy unsalted, smooth salted, smooth unsalted, crunchy sweetened, smooth sweetened... And I don't like that many flavours of jam anyway. Plus, Peanut Butter can be sweet or savoury >:D

*puts a curse on flowers and sends chocolate and fruit (and peanut butter)*

What! Did you just make all those up? D:
All I see at the grocery store is crunchy and creamy D<

*takes fruit and puts them in jam c:< runs off with the peanutbutter and chocolate*

I only live in Huanted Houses in Japan. The rent is much cheaper. Had my spooks here and there. Saw some Ghosts.. But its been OK.

Yu can't touch anything! And only I can do voodoo! I... voodoo everything back to Cyasarin! And yu shudn't steal off a sik person. God won't like yu for it.

I didn't make them up, I shop at a health store XD

Haunted Houses are cheaper?! I am so there! Point me to the agency! Do yu get tax cheaper too, since yu're constantly doing community service?

Putting fruit in jam counts as voodoo? 0.0 I knew it!
Gaaarh no fair! You shouldn't curse things that belong to a sick person, either. D<

*shops at a regular supermarket*

You just have to Find them.. They drop the rent incedibley low for places next grave yards.. I Lived next to a Japanese Grave Yard and only Paid $300 a month for a preaty nice 2 Bedroom Apartment on the first floor. The grave yard didnt really bother me. Couldnt see it from any of my windows.

Yu have to chant a lot and jump about and make signs in the air too. Plus, the Jam has to be raspberry flavour for the best affect. And I'm not teaching yu the chant :P

Never bring a girl home who was raised and enslaved by man-eating lurkers of the dark.

^ Definitely a bad idea in the grand scheme of things.

*makes signs in the air* :C
Arrgh you're just saying that because your shampoo is raspberry flavored!
*looks up chant on google*

I'm saying it because it's true, and because my favourite fruit is raspberry. Strawberry and Blackberry are almost as powerful though. And yu won't find it on goodle >:D I voodoo-ed it off of google.

And Cyasarin, we aren't voodooing you, we are voodooing each other. Kay? :D

You can't do that my computer has anti-voodoo software!! >:c
Hrrm I kinda like apples the best, though, because raspberries are expensive >.>

Aw crapples we're off topic >.>

Voodoo is on-topic. Voodoo = occult

And I'm not voodoo-ing yur computer, I'm voodooing google. No-one can stop me from doing that >:D