the more funny warnings of the DSi
 

pics taken from kotaku.com

don't microwave the DSi


don't take a pic of a naked baby


don't play with screwdrivers


don't use bling, yo


don't let old people use it to talk


don't let a baby the size of a micro SD card get near one


don't let old women blow your card

...with a rolling pin hitting a sugar cube...

yeezus, she has a lot of spit!

Don't let old people use it to talk.

Hahaha, that made me laugh.

How the hell am I suppose to play then?

Like Rachmaninoff playing the piano.

How the hell will I do that? It's not a piano, its NDSi...

this reminds me of the warnings for my old gameboy advance:
do not attempt to open battery cover with a chainsaw
do not urinate on gameboy
do not place gameboy under wheel of car
lol

lol. wow. just wow

yeahhh, you gotta lick it..!!!

Ooooo shiny chains and electrical outlets... Looks so tempting 0.0