Help me with a Japanese translation.
 

Never mind.

DAMN "IT"
go on google O_o

My god.. how can you FAIL in only 4 words?!

hey there mate
 

why are picking on my child????????? are you a racist or something like that?? can you please just leave my kid alone??:angryblob: ?

I'm a bit confused.

But can anyone tell me at least what this part means:

I think wanted too many things translated so nobody is willing to go through the trouble.

Anyway, it says:

I have decided!!

If I get reborn, I want to be married to Jeff Beck.

I'm not too sure about the Jeff Beck part but that's what it sounded like.

Ah thank you!

I understand what you're saying but can you (or anyone) just summarize what the first part says?