Never Ending Story Time!!!!
 

This is where i start off the story and everyone adds their piece to it. when you add you piece leave the story open ended so another person can add their part. ok??? ok. here we go.


Once there was a boy who lived in the big city. He was walking alone down the sidewalk when suddenly...

When he notices a big black dog running towards him and he.....

Starts tearing off down the street in front of him like a bat out of hell screaming like a baby "Help! Help! This dog's after me!"......

but then he bumps into a giant panda who was salsa dancing. The Panda looked at the boy and he said......

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PEDOPANDA TIME!!!
the boy sprinted backtoward the angry dog, willing to take his chances when...

A Cat Eating Spaghetti Appeared, Reminding Everyone Not To Forget Their Pants!!!

However, the boy realized he wasn't wearing any pants, and hastily made his way to the laughing bridge to...

upon arrival to the laughing bridge the boy kept hearing the streming creek underneath and realized he had to go pee....


((happy now?))

And whilst he was peeing, the cat eating spaghetti made a pair of pants magically materialize for the boy but...

story
 

Unfortunately the boy fell into the water, and the pants dissolved...

But as pants were magical shinigami's hakama ones, the cat sprang into the water and saved the boy. Then it said to the boy: "Well, my name is not Yoruichi, so if even the pants are shinigami's ones, please don't play being Kurosaki Ichigo!"

So the kid fainted and laid on the street. Then the cat left (spaghetti finished!) then the black dog was coming back again...

So he was very schocked and began to take the shape of Michael London...
Now he was turning as a 'teenage werewolf' :p

Besides, the cat was hiding near and thought: 'Oh no, this goddamn black weredog is still alive and commiting another crime in the human world... I must report it to captain Wesker...'

but he was intercepted by the Red Patrol, the infamous law abiders of the evil dictator of New France, Xamji!
"Where are you going, son?"
Arch couldn't lie so he....

But as the time a big great sound was coming from the skies...

So the frightened boy fell another time in the water, and lost conciousness...

Time passes...
Time passes...
Over and over...

Darkness...
Strange sounds...
Less darkness...
One open eye...

Then...

An empty field...

Not exactly empty...

Debris from medieval weapons, and armor...

Dead horses, dead corpses,

Then people speaking in a strange tongue he couldn't understand...

(that reminds me one thing... :p )

But suddenly another guy in green japanese college suit was appearing close to the former boy.

'Hey you stay away from this, you'd gonna been hurted!'

Then pointing his index towards the medieval fighters: 'Raaayy-Gunnn!!!'

So a flash of light, then - ???

(maybe I'm zombified too, so I don't need to sleep lol)

So they ran for about a mile in the the countryside. Suddenly Arch said:

'There? What is it over there?'

The japanese man in green college suit (named Urameshii Yûsuke :p ) answered:

'Nani? Nanimo wakaranai! (What? I don't understand anything!)

(There the public noticed that he spoked in english in his first appearance - sorry the last scenarist was fired!)

'There! There's a strange thing there away!'

So they moved, and found a kinda cave entrance in the countryside field.

Above the entrance (which had stairs going deeply into the ground) there was a big blue panel with written in huge white characters: 'Place de l'Etoile'

'What's this?' said Arch...

So he thought the best way was to enter into this strange cave (even if the name on the panels sounds kinda french). So he grabbed Yûsuke by the arm and they went together walking down the stairs...

'Please take a ticket'
'Please take a ticket'

And suddenly two violet rectangles of hard paper fell before them.

'Shall we take them?' thought Arch...

So they entered into a kind of subway station. But no one was here (not even the music players who destroys your ears in Paris 's ones !). A flash of light came, then a black old train with a big 'totenkopf' and the number 999 on the the front of the traction unit entered the station. The screeching sound decreased as the train was slowing down. Then it stopped before Yûsuke and Arch.

The door of the wagon opened. Smoke from cold air went outside of it. Then suddenly Yûsuke pushed Arch into the wagon and said: 'Hey buddy, now I let you alone and have to go! Enma Jr is waiting for my report! So see ya and good luck! Sayonara!'

Then he disappeared...

So Arch was alone into the wagon... And soon heard a creeping-like sound from behind his back...

(suddenly an advert for the next Resident Evil passed)

Well, Arch began to panic. Anyway the undead ticket controlled began to speak again: 'hey, don't fear boy! Don't you recognize me? No? No? But I'm internationnaly famous! I was the 'Tales from the crypt' presentator in the 90s!!! No? Still no? Maybe you're too young boy... So I should ask to get out fast of this train, and I suggest you to wait for the next. It should be here within ten minutes, it is a big yellow train which send thunders and lightnings everywhere. It's name is Pika!!!'

Then he kicked the boy's ass, who was ejected on the station again. The 999 train went out and so the boy, sobbing silently, was waiting for the Pika train...

'Hey boy, how do you do? My name is Krycek. I was a former FBI agent then I worked for the russians. Now I'm going to take a yellow train with you. Are you OK with that boy?'

So remembering what he saw on his TV last year, Arch went back and suddenly ran out towards the outing stairs.

'If that continues, I'll meet David Duchovny... Nooooooooo!!!!'

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[THE TRUTH ISN'T OUT THERE - CHAPTER TWO]

When leaving the subway station, the boy (named Arch) went back to a medieval type dimension. Anyway, after walking a little while in the countryside, he found a cross road. Towards he saw a panel: "you'll see what's next"; to the left "buried with the deads and ancient ones" and to the right "koko ni yô koso"...

He stepped before that and thought deeply...

Which way would he take?

When struggling into his mind to choose which way to take, or what was could be this rabbit, he soon saw a young little blonde girl following the rabbit's trails... Then a mad hat manufacturer (my non-birthday... my non-birthday...)

The boy became red. A very special smile appeared on his face... A kinda mini atomic mushroom went out of his head... 'I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy...'

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The boy awoke, still on the crossroad. He thought 'What's this mess? A crossroad... What is the best choice to do?'

So he engaged himself to the right path.

He walked for a long long time, alone.

Nights and days were passing through, but strangely he didn't felt pain, hunger, and wasn't even a bit tired.

The walk was through forests, swamps, fields. The climate was temperate.

Suddenly, after climbing to the top of a hill, he saw a huge castle, medieval style, with high towers at each corners. A big construction was in the center of the castle, maybe the local lord's housing.

Calculating the range between the top of the hill and the castle, he believed there was about one mile (1609 meters :p )

Down the hill, between him and the castle, he could see many wild horses shapes. But no a human indeed.

There was lots of flags on the castle's towers. He couldn't recognize any of them.

He sat on the top of the hill to think. 'Sometimes was wrong, he thought. Even if I'm not the new Maoh it wouldn't change anything. I can't hear nor see someone like Gwendal (:D ). So where am I now?'

This was sunset now. The top of the hill was fulfilled with green grass and small white beautiful flowers. He laid on that and decided to have some rest. It doesn't seemed anything could harm him there this night...

..the pants were too small for the boy, wiyth giant holes....

When he looked up above him, he spotted a long, white haired man holding a spear, it's tip covered in blood--his blood!

He jumped up and prepared to fight when he remembered...

... He remembered...

Yes, that's it! The tall guy with the spear has the same face as his mathematic teacher (and seemed willing to kill him as each time he missed an exam!)

'Well, am I in a parallel dimension?' thought Arch. 'If it's the case, I have to react quickly or he would kill me!' thoght he again as the tall guy was raising the spear again...

'Now solve me 5x²-4x+3 or I kill you boy!' was shouting the tall guy!

He scrambled to get up without nearing the man and the spear, "I don't have time for this!" He started running in the opposite direction.

The math teacher followed quickly, but never gained on Arch, "I'll get you, you little rat!"

Arch looked up ahead and spotted a sword maker sitting under an oak tree, his work laid out in front of him. Arch needed a weapon, and this looked like the chance to get one.

So he ran quickly to the oak. The sword maker saw him, but didn't seem to be annoyed by the presence of a young boy wearing strange wears (for a medieval fantastic world I mean :) !!!).

Arch stopped just in front of the sword. He thought it would be useful to him by now, as the math teacher seemed to come closer.

'Can I borrow you this for just a minute?' he said to swordsmith.

'Well, there's no problem for me, I'm makin' plenty 'o them, but I should warn you- ...'

Arch grabbed the sword with a big thank you and ran toward the math teacher. He raised the sword, shouting 'now it's my revenge after all these years of torture in the class room!' then struck the teacher with it...

'Splotch!' (noise liking kinda crushing tomato)

'What happened?' shouted Arch. 'Why doesn't it work?'

(to be continued)

"I tried to warn you, boy" said the swordsmith as he stood up. "That's not a sword, that's my lunch!"

Arch stared blankly at the swordsmith when suddenly, the math teacher's voice woke him from his trance.

"I said, solve me 5x²-4x+3 or I'll kill you, Arch!!!!!"

The young boy tried to dodge his teacher's next attack, but he was not fast enough.

Is this it? Is this.... the end?

But then, why wasn't he dead? Why was the spear broken, and his teacher covered in blood?

"That's a polynomial, silly..." a sweet, angelic voice whispered into his ear "...you should know that by now, Arch-kun."

Just where the hell was he.