"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
-- Gandalf the Grey

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.


Electricity is really just organized lightning.


Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

oh ye some more:
life is sexually transmitted
health is mearley the slowest rate at which you can die

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


He would make a lovely corpse.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

theres a few for you ^____^

~ I'm not weird, you're just all too normal ~

(see my signature :D ) Made it up myself.

well then... who wants pie?

GET IN THE KITCHEN WOMAN

WHERES MY PIE WOMAN

WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN WOMAN

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. both im here to rape you (sorry guys)
>.< im sorry girls im soo sexist

edit:
you broke my nail, now im gunna brake your face

"That which cannot be remedied must be endured." - Old Mexican Saying.
Too true.

My signature is my qoute. I don't know if somebody did say it before but I had it stuck in my head for months.
"Death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore.

I made one but maybe it already exist I'm not sure of it.
'Life is more painful than death'

By me

My Signature is my fave :P

What does it say? I can't understand it because I can't read it! :pinkcry:

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be "justice". But when we call our vengeance "justice", it only breeds more revenge ... forging the first link in the chains of hatred."
~Nagato from Naruto~

"Haste makes good timing." <--This one reminds me of my Mom...lol...
~Benjamin Franklin~

"School is practice for the future; practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?" <--lol
~Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day~

"I don't care who I have to fight...If someone rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death...if he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death...if he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death...and if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him from beyond the grave...even if I'm torn to shreds...I'll take Sasuke back" <---I love this one because it's what I would do for any of my friends who desperaetly needed my help...
~Uzumaki Naruto from Naruto~

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" <---This one's so true for people who are blinded by their arrogance and ignorance...
~Uchiha Itachi from Naruto~

"Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you."
~Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day~

"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."
~Mike Dirnt from Green Day~

"Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music."
~Tre Cool from Green Day~

"Why must the different be cast away, be cast into a deep, dark pit of lonliness, being mocked and scorned as the enemy...and eventually...become it...?"
~HonoraryJapaneseGirl~ (Yes, I did make it up...)

Hope it helps! XD
~HonoraryJapaneseGirl~