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Chat up lines
if you have any chat up line's post 'em here
i wanna see what works and what dont XD heres mine: Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Im not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock are you a pokemon cos i wanna peek-at-chu ^__^ |
Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".
I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares. “if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” “I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you” “Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?” “Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you” Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing. |
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always works xDD |
LOL! Let's see. I got one:
"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better." "Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes." A guy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 is fake. He tells her, "My love for you will dissappear when the last rose dies." |
When you see our ships, in your skies, negotiations.... are over.
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Does that one really work? |
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JF just sank to a whole new level..
I'm guessing you're all single? |
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Maybe single should have been "virginal" I don't know..
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