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Chat up lines
if you have any chat up line's post 'em here
i wanna see what works and what dont XD heres mine: Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Im not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock are you a pokemon cos i wanna peek-at-chu ^__^ |
Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".
I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares. “if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” “I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you” “Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?” “Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you” Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing. |
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always works xDD |
LOL! Let's see. I got one:
"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better." "Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes." A guy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 is fake. He tells her, "My love for you will dissappear when the last rose dies." |
When you see our ships, in your skies, negotiations.... are over.
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Does that one really work? |
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JF just sank to a whole new level..
I'm guessing you're all single? |
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Maybe single should have been "virginal" I don't know..
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yeah that sounds about right
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Whatever happened to a "Hi, could I buy you a drink?" Works everytime for me. No need for chat up lines. |
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Success would lie in a cup of tea. |
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once got my mate (on a drunken pint-dare)
to use the line "Nice shoes, wanna fu.k?" and it worked!! could not believe it, i think she had been making eyes at him though. |
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I remember when my friend went up to a girl who wasn't smiling, and went "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth." He ended up getting a BJ in the end. I guess some girls are looking for it. |
The first several posts are meant to be a joke, right? Right? >_<
I doubt I would say any of those lines listed by onlybyron, Hya and the bunch to a girl unless under threat of imminent death. Why not say something that can actually get the conversation started and, preferably, demonstrate your qualities instead of basically rolling your tongue out and lisping "I am desperate". XD I usually prefer to skip the whole "hi, what's your name and can I get you a drink" part and start off with some strange question or a vague/indirect/sometimes comical compliment that is almost guaranteed to break the ice and reward me with a sincere smile. |
My friend and I were at a con, and this guy comes and asks my friend:
"Do you like fishing? Because I'm totally hooked." I think that is just the sweetest chat up line ever :) Quote:
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Has anyone really tried these pick up lines?. You would be surprised how many times they work as long as you got a good face ;) . These lines are not to start conversations with a girl xD who would want that? O_o!?. There to start "other" things. |
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Most chat-up lines are made up for fun and they DON'T WORK! I'd prolly go with the Chonny-style, if I had to.. ''Hey, Angel! You duh sexy!'' ; D Quote:
Ex: HEY! You got a fried egg on your forehead! Girl: Whut? Ex: My name's Ex, how YOU doin'? ; D XD |
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