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Ykywtma part 1 -
03-12-2007, 06:09 PM
You know you're an Anime Fan when you go to at store and start complaining to the workers that they put have put non-anime dvds in the Anime section.
You know you're an Anime Fan when you go to a store and start redoing their Anime section by Title, Storyline order, sub-genre, and or by what voice actor appeared in which anime at what time. You know you're an Anime Fan when even in normal converstions you start quoting lines You know you're an Anime Fan when you go to the DMV dressed as an Anime character for your driver's license. You know you're an Anime Fan when you can turn the volume off on your T.V. and say everthing word for word. You know you're an Anime Fan when you start planing an Anime Halloween costume for your pet. You know you're an Anime Fan, when you decide that when your in College your lunches are going to Noodle Cups, mushrooms, and anything you can find and call it the Cowboy Bebop diet. You know you're an Anime Fan when you name you pets after characters. (almost did) You know you're an Anime Fan when the Anime Characters start appearing in your dreams. You call your dog Shinji. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!" Your house has an anime room. You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles. Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series. If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything. You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them. You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese... You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods" You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter. You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy. You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy). Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years. You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat (~^x^~ nyow) You wish Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes . You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school. You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character. You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.(n.n .....no comment) You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them. You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat. You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede. To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel. The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs. You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye. You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look" You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive. You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform   I'VE HAD WAY TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY
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YKYWTMA part 2 -
03-12-2007, 06:24 PM
You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!" You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs. You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours. You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class. You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese... You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.(So true) You try to read every book from right to left You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio... You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic. (*Sweatdrop*) You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance. You insist on chopsticks for everyday use. Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language You call yourself "otaku." (^.^; so me) All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size. Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go. You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away. Your dreams are animated. You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru. You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls. When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack. You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos. You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese. You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage. You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed. You start to speak with an odd accent. You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off. You know your favorite character's bloodtype. Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime. comments are mine these originally came from Crazy Sunshine Hikaru and heres the original link FanFiction.Net : How Do You Know If You're Obssesed with Anime? I'VE HAD WAY TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY
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03-14-2007, 12:41 PM
You know you watch too much anime when...
-you attempt to act all 'cool and silent' while look 'tough' all the time so that people actually think you're strong, intelligent and observant even though you're not. -you can spend $500 in one day just to get every anime costume you can think of. -you absolutely refuse to step out of the house without getting your hair done 'anime style'. -your school starts banning anything to do with anime and manga. -you realize the half the house is filled with anime dvds whenever you want to find something. -you begin imagining how you'd fare as a guy in anime like Love Hina if you were to somehow get magically sucked into it. -you keep long nails, put them against the light to proudly observe them, and yell "Iron reaper, soul stealer!" whenever you're alone at home. -you find yourself thinking someone is going to attack you anytime and subconsciously invent counter-techniques. -you really believe you're the main character in every situation, and that they wouldn't exist without your presence. -you punch upwards into the air and exclaim "Yosha!!", when you merely want to agree on something. -you plan to spend your days of retirement in Japan when you reach 65 after you watch Diamond Dust Drops. -you seriously consider working as an anime producer/scriptwriter as your career. -you see a plane in the sky and hope it's a mobile suit in disguise. -your parents threaten to disown you if you don't unglue your eyes from manga. -anime first, play second, and work last!  -you get involved in underground activites on how to dominate the world by anime. XD~! -you try smiling with your eyes closed whenever you're happy even though it's weird. -your girlfriend dumps you because she KNOWS you prioritize anime above her. -you take precautions against everybody for fear that they could be shinigami in diguise. -you start eating fruits as a hobby, hoping they'll give you superhuman abilities. -you make your own 'death note' and vent your frustrations by writing the names of everybody whom you hate into it, despite the fact that it will NEVER happen  -you get ditched because you'd constantly forced your boyfriend to kiss you underwater and almost gotten him drowned on several occasions. There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
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