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You know you watch too much anime when... -
10-22-2006, 10:31 PM
�when you dream up scenerios and such involving your everyday settings.
�you pretend to interact with characters randomly �you start to wish your life was more anime life �you spend most of the week watching anime, then going outside �you've never went outside �order delivery fastfood instead of cooking to downsize wasted time better suited for anime �begin writing fanfics �get depressed when a series ends �cry when a series ends �cry when a favorite character dies �sit for twenty minutes after the last episode recalling major points in the series �then cry about it being over�again �you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied. �"hai," "baka," and "hentai" come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are. �none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies. �and if they used them in front of their moms, they'd get their mouths washed out with soap. �you go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor. �it's 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter. �you have a Ranma outfit. �and so does your significant other. �you're keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school's only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for "slumber parties," because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action. �your friends stage an intervention. �but only because they want your tapes. �some poor ex-mugger still hears the words "LEKKA SHINEN!" in his nightmares. �you never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing... but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead. �only, if you'd written the last sentence, you would have worded it, ``Anyone who gets in my way is Nakago.'' �you've contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings. �and you're a guy. �you feel like less of a woman because you can't put away 5,000 calories in one sitting. �you're despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot--you can cook. �you refer to 21 as "over the hill," and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you're not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit! �it's not a bad hair day, it's a Zelgadis hair day. �your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you're a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them. �your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom. Quote:
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10-22-2006, 10:46 PM
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10-23-2006, 07:17 AM
umm lessee....
- your friends ask you "you still into cartoons?" - you write fanfics for class assignments... - you get 10 y/o girls into hot anime guys (true story) - the kids you babysit can sing "lets make it" from azumanga daioh in japanese - you randomly curse in japanese after watching fansubs and your friends look in on you and say "here she/he goes again with the japanese" yeah most of this has happened except the fanfic part... darn being out voted in creative writing class... curse you non anime lovers! |
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10-23-2006, 11:28 AM
-when someone asks what you do for a living, you tell them 'i'm, ah, studying japanese language and culture at home' hoping they won't realise you're just sitting there watching fansubs.
-you have anime wallpaper on your phone, and a matching cover for it, and your ringonte is a recording of bits of your favourite inuyasha episodes. -your mother keeps repeating 'watashi wa baka desu' thinking she's saying something good about herself. -you've got a family member overseas who dreads your emails, because all they contain is lists of hard to find series and merchandise you want them to send you. -the walls of your room are covered entirely with posters and wall scrolls of your favourite characters, fanart, and charts of hirigana, katakana and kanji. -your cat just had kittens...you named them kirara, kuroro, ichigo crisis, tsuki-sama, and are trying to teach them how to fight. -your housemate has no interest in anime, but already has an extensive vocabulary of japanese profanities. -you sometimes [when you've had waaay too much cofee and sugar] carry a big bamboo pole into the bush and bash things up with it, and envision it as a staff, and the bushes as enemies. and you're 21. aaaah, the shame! |
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10-23-2006, 02:09 PM
LAWL!!!
…you hesitate going to your midterms in exchange for watching a new eps or season …arrive an hour late anyways …you skip school for watching anime cause theres no one at home to make sure you go …the only reason you know how to use a computer is b/c of your persistance in finding anime and installing codecs yourself. the seed that blossomed. lol ::READ::
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