Booze! One of my fave topics. I usually get very drunk with the minimal ammt of licker
Stories.. hmm I have soo many. Rly. Are we going for pg stories here? I'd guess yes. Soo anyway I do remember getting hammered at xmas and inserting myself into a group of absolut (intended spelling mistake) strangers and making out that I'd known them all my life. Like "remember in school when you used to call me piggy ears" and by the end of the night I had half of them convinced they knew me and "how could I have forgotten you!".
Another example is when ppl thought I was P!nk (apparently I look like her... I wish!) and I had my very own autograph signing lolz
(I wonder if any of the tshirts I signed went up on ebay...)