Help with Japanese

[Sync]

Hi,

I'm hoping to get some help. I'm trying to learn Japanese and have been asked to put together a couple of dialogues. They are both a mixture of what I have been taught but some of it is done through translators and I don't really trust them for whole sentences. So any help on my mistakes would be great.

I'm uploading them as an image as I have put the english next to them so you can see what I want to say, and what I'm probably not saying in Japanese

Thanks in advance

[SHAD0W]

Thats not Japanese, Japanese looks like this 日本語.

[Sync]

What I've done is for a quick reference as I will be speaking it.

[alanX]

もう外人白んぼ........

Oh wait, I keep forgetting we're white too.

[SHAD0W]

Originally Posted by Sync

What I've done is for a quick reference as I will be speaking it.

Can't you read both as quick?

[Sync]

Originally Posted by SHAD0W

Can't you read both as quick?

Mostly but I find it easier in Romaji.

Any help on my original question would be appreciated.

[alanX]

Originally Posted by SHAD0W

Can't you read both as quick?

ううん
彼これを読むできません。
彼について話しましょうXD

[SHAD0W]

Originally Posted by alanX

ううん
彼これを読むできません。
彼について話しましょうXD

Nice edit there - still wrong.

[alanX]

Originally Posted by SHAD0W

Nice edit there - still wrong.

Dammit
How's it wrongggggg? Even google says it's right >.<

[SHAD0W]

Originally Posted by alanX

Dammit
How's it wrongggggg? Even google says it's right >.<

I guess you're trying to say

He cannot read that?

The last one just looked like jibberish at first too.. "ill talk about him?"