japanese translation (need help)

[Nagoyankee]

The rest is:

"As a kid, I longed for the day that I'd become a cop."

"But there I found no dreams or hope."

"A hell named police station."

Then comes the "pain in the butt" part.

[MMM]

OK Nemosum, in payment can you tell us why? I know this show well (it's one of my favorites), but what were you hoping to find out? (Just out of curiosity...)

[nemosum]

well you can watch the show without needing to understand it, but I was curious what the subtitles of the ending song meant..

thanks everyone for their help