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Wold you kill Betthoven? - 05-07-2007, 08:15 PM

Thought I'd share this with those of you who have not seen it. Enjoy!


Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect the new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and
hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, then scroll down for the answer.











Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

...and by the way:

Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.


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05-07-2007, 08:18 PM

yes, c.

I don't care that i choose for Adolf Hitler.
He was a great politician, same goes for Mao Zedong and Stalin. It doesn't really matter how they used their power, it's actually how they gained their power.



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05-07-2007, 09:49 PM

no and c

I know Hitler was a bad guy, but think about it, if it wasn't for the power hungery thing, he would be a good leader. That's just my opinion. *shurgs*



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05-07-2007, 09:50 PM

Kill him?! Nah, man, that dogs a legend!


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05-07-2007, 10:40 PM

Thisu wasn'y meant to be a serious post. Was just something to laugh at xD


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05-07-2007, 10:45 PM

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Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
I wonder how you failed to mention the fact that he's antisemitic and has been in prison for 5 years.


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05-07-2007, 11:15 PM

Hehe. Yeah. Anyway, my answers were:

1. no
2. C

Actually Hitler slept until noon as well. Or even up to 2 PM.


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05-08-2007, 10:23 PM

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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Of course not

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Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and
hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
this because he was an excellent leader and politician, unfortunatly he was just nuts.

but if I had known B was MR.Winston, I would of voted him, he was a glorious leader, and saved my country and many more


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05-08-2007, 10:48 PM

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no and c

I know Hitler was a bad guy, but think about it, if it wasn't for the power hungery thing, he would be a good leader. That's just my opinion. *shurgs*

Well, f*ck your opinion and get some information first, before you're talking nonsense...


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05-08-2007, 10:52 PM

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Well, f*ck your opinion and get some information first, before you're talking nonsense...
You're incorrect here.
He was a good leader, just with bad ideas.
That's not my opinion, it's fact.

Anyway, I said no and I chose Churchill because I knew it would be him.


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