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02-22-2007, 01:14 AM
U r crazy Nard.
Good yo momma jokes too. U and Kanji.  The pic added goes to the ones whose ideas are in a box, to the ones who don't give respect to the one who doesn't fit in that box, stereotying one as I am. You'll soon learn your mistake in not getting the chance, because of Your Error to get to know as others have gotten to know, love, respect, and appreciate me for who I am and not for what you aim to make me. あしゅり のえる 
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02-23-2007, 01:26 PM
Book titles and authors jokes:
How to wash your hair by Dan Draft Beach-visiting by Bee Key Knee Public-speaking by Mike Row Fone Basic courtesy by Paul Light There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
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02-23-2007, 01:52 PM
How to do for dummies, huh?
The pic added goes to the ones whose ideas are in a box, to the ones who don't give respect to the one who doesn't fit in that box, stereotying one as I am. You'll soon learn your mistake in not getting the chance, because of Your Error to get to know as others have gotten to know, love, respect, and appreciate me for who I am and not for what you aim to make me. あしゅり のえる
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02-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Here's some jokes:
SHE SO STUPID She so stupid that she called me to get my number She so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund She so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order The pic added goes to the ones whose ideas are in a box, to the ones who don't give respect to the one who doesn't fit in that box, stereotying one as I am. You'll soon learn your mistake in not getting the chance, because of Your Error to get to know as others have gotten to know, love, respect, and appreciate me for who I am and not for what you aim to make me. あしゅり のえる
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02-24-2007, 09:26 PM
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love the jokes guys and gals! Kepp it up!    Life goes on. But I'm gone. Cause I'll die without you. </3
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02-24-2007, 10:40 PM
- I would slap you but I'm not sure your brain could process the pain.
- He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them. - I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. - Darling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole. - You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving. - The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead. - What tragedy it is to be just smart enough to know that you are doomed to painful idiocy. - I worship the quicksand he walks on. - If wit was chocolate you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M. - God ruined a perfectly good woman, by putting a dick on him. Twisted Evil - What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? - The only difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket. - You are living proof that man can live without a brain. - I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. - Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. - I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you're unarmed. - Here is some money, call someone who cares. - Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it. - I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers. - God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all make mistakes. - "I'm sorry I'm late" "Dont apologize. I'm sorry you're alive" - If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart. - Hey, you're pretty quick... then again I guess I'd be pretty quick too if I spent the first nine-months of my life dodging a coat hanger. - Are you a polititcian or does lyin' just run in your family? - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your man seems to think so too. - Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you! - If you can't laugh at yourself, there's always someone there to show you how it's done. - It's nice to be stupid, but it's stupid to be nice. - While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off. Enjoy.
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02-25-2007, 08:26 AM
OMG ROFLOLMAO, DEFINITELY THE ABSOULTE BEST I'VE SEEN XD~!!!!
You mind if i quote some of these...? They're excellent!!!  There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
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02-25-2007, 04:27 PM
Here's some of mine... I hope no one fines any of them offensice! ;p lol
~ A magician was driving down the road,then he turned into a drive way. ~ Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!" ~ Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it. ~ What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff ~ Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death ~ Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition ~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies ~ I love cats...they taste just like chicken! ~ A blonde walks into a bar..... ~ I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? I'm sprry but I had to post some. lol Life goes on. But I'm gone. Cause I'll die without you. </3
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02-25-2007, 04:32 PM
Lol, they were pretty funny
 I especially love these Quote:
There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
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