Top 10 Things to look for in a girlfriend!

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by reihiino

yea with talks about bi sexuals & your pic in every thread you post...what a combination....

Yes, indeed. Everyone's sexually confused around Bureda. I like my Vaggies, so if you like vaggies too then we are to be of best friends.

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Yuna7780

On the topic of women... I'm a bit disturbed. O_o

So, I was talking with one of my friends and she recently broke up with her boyfriend and told me she's bi. Then today, she asked if I were bi... O_O_O_O_O_O I think she wants to date me. O_O

I walk the straight line. No further love than friendship in a girl for me... O_O

Let's bang her together.

[reihiino]

Originally Posted by Bureda

Yes, indeed. Everyone's sexually confused around Bureda. I like my Vaggies, so if you like vaggies too then we are to be of best friends.

not really into the vag tho...
...you should know what my preferences are at this point...like towers...or something like that

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by reihiino

not really into the vag tho...
...you should know what my preferences are at this point...like towers...or something like that

Yes, quiet. I think you've established that. =P Vaggies are a luxury though, its like a side dish in every plate.

[Suki]

Originally Posted by biginjapan

no offense but i don't think you guys with naruto avatars are gonna be the first choice

So Doctah, why do all your threads get spammed no end?

[koaku]

Originally Posted by theAlphaDuck

ok...I`ll bite

in Decending importance

1. LOOKS
you may call me shallow, but then i am not saying that you should ONLY judge on looks, but if your girl is not HOT...then why be with her...HOT chicks can be just as funny, smart, friendly ect. as the ugly ones...so why not go for a looker?
2. LAUGHTER
shes gotta be able to make you laugh, have a sense of humour and see the funny side if you play a (small) practical joke on her.
3. Inteligence
personally i cant stand stupid or ignorant people....so shes gotta be clever
4. TRUST
thats essencial and leads me nicely onto point 4.5 which is
4.5 HONESTY
shes gotta be honest...not just to you, but also in character
5. STYLE
she gotta have style, and class and carry herself with a crtain air...but not arrogant or showy
6. DIRTY WHORE FUCKABILITY
goddess in the kitchen, angel in public...but shes gotta be a whore in the bedroom...it doesnt matter what her level of skill is...but if its lacking...she gotta be fast learner
7. COOKING
being able to put together a tasty dish just for you...well thats fucking wicked
8. THE KAWAYEEE FACTOR
it always helps if from time to time...shes just TOO cute for words
9. FRIENDS
you can judge alot about a person by the kind of friends they keep
10. CLEAN
she should be a clean person, not just in her self, as in personal hygiene...but in the enviroment aswell


and lucky for me 1 got all 10 plus a few extra ones too :-)

LMAO XD I love your list...and hummm agree....(xtra??.......)

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Suki

So Doctah, why do all your threads get spammed no end?

Well, I am guessing that is because I am a peoples person and attract freedom, creativity and above all else friendship. Everyone seems to bond, argue and what not under all my threads.

Comes with the charm.

[QuoyaNatsume]

lol Vaggies
Yes Bureda Charmer of all varieties!!
right!

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by QuoyaNatsume

lol Vaggies
Yes Bureda Charmer of all varieties!!
right!

I am right. Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

[QuoyaNatsume]

You are very welcome
*psst* Charm doesn't really work! Get your money back!!