Bureda's Jokes

[emmygirl121]

Originally Posted by Slykaz1

Poor your parents....
It really takes you that long to go to sleep?

nooo, my parents are all lovey dovey all the time, its icky

[Uriko]

Originally Posted by emmygirl121

nooo, my parents are all lovey dovey all the time, its icky

better than yelling everytime they make eye contact.

[DSX]

Originally Posted by emmygirl121

nooo, my parents are all lovey dovey all the time, its icky

Icky? *Inserts text to go with ten character rule*

[DSX]

Originally Posted by Uriko

better than yelling everytime they make eye contact.

Exacamente. That's A LOT of yelling, I'm sure.

[Bureda]

If a Stork brings white babies and a Blackbird brings black babies, what brings no babies?




















































































A good Swallow.

[XjapanFOREVER]

Was such a gap necessary?
funny joke, but the gap is worse than Jenna Jameson.....

[DSX]

Originally Posted by XjapanFOREVER

Was such a gap necessary?
funny joke, but the gap is worse than Jenna Jameson.....

Well, I would've went for "stretched out more than Pamela Anderson's panooch (how is that spelled?)"

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by XjapanFOREVER

Was such a gap necessary?
funny joke, but the gap is worse than Jenna Jameson.....

Lets just say its funnier than that.

[DSX]

Originally Posted by Bureda

Lets just say its funnier than that.

I don't even know who Jenna Jameson is...

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by DSX

I don't even know who Jenna Jameson is...

Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974)[4] is an American pornographic actress and entrepreneur who has been called the world's most famous porn star[5][6][7] and "The Queen of Porn".[8] She started acting in erotic films in 1993 after having worked as a stripper and glamour model. By 1996, she had won the three top newcomer awards from pornographic film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.[9][10]

Jameson founded pornographic entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000 with Jay Grdina, whom she later married. Initially a single website, this business expanded into managing similar websites of other stars and began producing pornographic films in 2001. The first such film, Briana Loves Jenna (with Briana Banks), was named at the 2003 AVN Awards as the best-selling and best-renting pornographic title for 2002.[11] By 2005, Club Jenna had revenues of US$30 million with profits estimated at half that.[5] Advertisements for her site and films, often bearing her picture, have towered on a forty-eight-foot-tall billboard in New York City's Times Square. Playboy TV hosts her Jenna's American Sex Star reality show where aspiring porn stars compete for a Club Jenna contract.[12]

Jameson also crossed over into mainstream celebrity, starting with a minor role in Howard Stern's 1997 film Private Parts. Her mainstream appearances continued with guest-hosting programs on E! television, an award-winning voice role in the 2002 video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and a guest role in two episodes of the 2003 NBC television series Mister Sterling. Her 2004 autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, spent six weeks on The New York Times Best Seller list.[5] She has also created a horror comic book with Virgin Comics entitled Jenna Jameson's Shadow Hunter, which was released in February 2008.

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