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12-09-2008, 06:59 AM
the only thing i could suggest is a little product for the hair (maybe something messy-ish), think...less adolf hitler and more 'hip'
 try to latch on to a style you personally like, something besides t-shirt and jeans. don't get me wrong, t-shirt and jeans are great, but not every day, especially when you're trying to go for ladys. 
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12-09-2008, 12:05 PM
Don't worry son...
i seen guy's WAY uglier than you with hot chicks... its not about your hair...your clothes....or any of that BS... thats the wrong kind of shit that the media tells us... "BUY HAIR GEL...and you'll look cool and get laid!" or "BUY OUR CLOTHES...and youll look cool and get laid" i tell you something now... i don't do fashion (i aim to score a flat 0 out of 10 on style...as long as im not in a minus score i am happy...of course being able to have, genuinly, such a view comes with its own brand of kudos :P ) i certainly dont do hair.... if i wake up in the orning and my hair is sticking out sideway's....shit i may try to pat it down a bit... but i'm gonna feel just as confident walking out my door with dodgy hair than not... because I've shagged more beautifull women than the oldest person alive has had christmass dinners what you need my lad..... is CONFIDENCE!!! and game... i am to game what your granny is to sunday lunch....the preverbial testicles of the dog...oh yea.. so... here are some simple tips that will get you a chick. 1. love yourself...now this doesnt mean you need to think you are hansome...or cool....just be comfortable with what you have.... i.e. im an ugly bastard...but im ok with that or...my hair is fucked today and no amount of hair gel is gonna make it look "Normal"....but fuckit...im ok with that! you don't REALLY need to love yourself....but you need to be comfortable in your own skin... people often say "Love yourself"...but the msg is...be comfortable... be the ALPHA male...the ALPHA male does not doubt himself....the ALPHA male is NEVER embarresed... if you want sex...you need to be an alpha... dont worry if your not confident.....just pretend you are!! 2. rejection....fucking DEAL WITH IT!!! ok so you NEED to get over this tragic fear of rejection you have... thus its very simple.... go through it...as much as you can....and you wont fear it anymore... how... go to some random place....(somewhere you can be a bit anonymous)... and aproach some girls... now you are there...with one mission only....to get them to reject you...as quickly as possible....so make some shit up....(that way they reject only the alter ego you have created...and not YOU...but you experience that its not painfull) thus talk to some girl....see some hippy badge on her shirt..,.tell her how you went hunting the otherday and shot some dear....and how you were really lucky to get one because there arnt many left in the wild....etc. etc. actually if you do this with a mate...it can be FUN!! because after the first few....you will be ALOT more confident...and this will show.... and you may actually have to start working a little harder on those rejections.. (i was doing this for a mate a few years back....we started in the morning and he was still very shy....by the evening...we were in a trendy bar...and this chick was SO on him that even when he said his uncle was a certain south american Fascist Dictator she didnt reject...she thought about it....i could see her thinking about it...but she just moved the conversation off politics...and even though he tried....she gave him her number) step 3. the emergency protocol... not normally recomended....VERY much break glass in case of emergency... find some plain looking mega slut....and have her fuck your brains out for a couple of weeks... she won't be THAT much to look at...but you will LEARN ALOT!! mega sluts are normally outgoing...and not shy about asking for exactly what they want in the bedroom...so you may learn a thing or two aswell... but it will give you a score on your back...thus more confidence! HAPPY HUNTING little dude
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12-09-2008, 07:57 PM
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12-09-2008, 08:03 PM
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someone having their blazer or jumped tucked in their trousers isn't very appealing.
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12-09-2008, 10:55 PM
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hide... always in my heart. I love you.... my pink spider.... My one wish is 2 meet Kyo. seriously. R.I.P. Jasmine....
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