How to approach a partner!

Bureda · (#1 (**permalink**))

Here's a simple how to guide on how to get yourself in deep space sixty nine.

Point 1:
- You are you
- You are imperfect, yet perfect. You're a human, someone who's able to change!
- Have an ego, even if its unjustified. Egos help shape you!

Point 2:
- There's a partner you want.
- You approach them. Two possible outcomes: You're liked for who you are or you're turned down for who you are.
- Look at the circumstances. If you think you're average then you simply focus on yourself. Remember, even the ugly duckling got to tap some sweet ass in the end. So can you.
- Improve yourself. Do not give yourself some shitty lines like "This is who I am". Everyone's impervious to static. We are all changelings.

Point 3:
- There's rules in life.
- What you reap you must sow. What does that mean? Well, if you want yourself some sweet latina booty a well hung western man or a hung low asian man then do the right thing! Improve yourself. Open more windows of opportunity!
- The future's in your hands!

Bureda wuz 'ere 2009.